Sonic.Real life

I was walking down the street and I heard a noise it sounded like Sonic the Hedgehog I laghued at how preposterous that was. I then heard ''You're too slow.'' I then replied ''No I'm not you impeccable.'' I hijacked a car and drove and drove away.

It Gets Worse

I took the metro home and watched ''Men at Work'' had some soup and went to bed. The next day, In the morning, I went to work at the office. It turned out Jerry got fired. I went to his house and laughed

at him. I went for a McDonalds, I got French fries, a chicken burger and a Coke to drink.

The Demise

I got married the next day, At the wedding ceremony, it turned out I had actually married Sonic. He killed me, I am dead now.